I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
this makes me so happy
this is god giving u a second chance
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
i only have two emotions
- yeah man
- nah son
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*
When I gain new followers
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
remember the ice bucket challenge reblog if ur a true 2014 kid
Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon
- Me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?
Drake playing GTA V like