How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
you don’t know what you have
until it’s gone
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
He paid £1,219 for Cheetos…… Who has that kind of money to spend????
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
what even is this show
she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
sitting in math like